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Name: Remmington Steel
Gender: Male


Interests: Traveling, photography, making new friends, rolling across hard surfaces, your mom, vandalism, saving people from Jesus, penguins, rubber ducks
Expertise: Rolling across hard surfaces (as long as they aren't too bumpy)
Industry: Entertainment


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Member Since: 1/2/2006

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Friday, September 15, 2006

i went to russia



it was amazing. but most of my pictures are not in digital form. so you can't see. if you would like to see, please send me money to buy a scanner. thanks. in the meantime, here are other pictures of me:




this is from first friday's in phoenix. it is a body motorcycle. there are boobs and a penis and other organs, it even has kidneys and it pees. fucking awesome.




this is me at applebees also in phoenix. sloopy made a lovely dish with salt and ketchup and ranch. yummy.
enjoy!


Friday, January 13, 2006

I love toothpastefordinner.com because now I know how I can make my life complete

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Friday, January 06, 2006

I haven't said anything in a while. People keep asking who I am. I am Remmington Steel Jaspin. A new savior for a new generation. Duh. Like that was hard to figure out. TDIDT!! That is: Thank God It's Duct Tape.


Tuesday, January 03, 2006

Ground Rules: The First player of this "game" starts with the topic "5 weird facts about yourself", and people who get tagged need to write a Xanga entry about their 5 queer facts as well as state this rule clearly. In the end, you need to choose the next 5 people to be tagged and list their names. Dont' forget to leave a comment that says, "You are tagged" in their Xanga and tell them to read yours.

 

<>1. I enjoy travel.
2. I always wear a helmet so I can breathe.
3. In fact, if you took off my helmet I would die.
4. I am orange.
5. I am also yellow.

I am tagging nfornatalie, rose_of_tudor, azniceguy01, xxhae_youngxx and bisoubisou


Monday, January 02, 2006

--Redneck--
1] Do you have a couch in your front yard or porch? no
2] Do you drive a four-wheeler? yes
3] Do you ride four wheelers? yes
4] Do you like to get dirty? no
5] Do you like country music? no
6] Do you have a broken car in your back yard? no
7] Do you own a cowboy hat? no
8] Do you live on more then 2 acres? no
9] Do you have more then 4 different animals at your home? no
Total Yes: 2

--Goth--
1] Do you wear eyeliner? no
2] Is most of your clothing dark? no
3] Do you think about death often? no
4] Do you want to die? no, and I never will
5] Are you a social outcast? no, everyone loves me
6] Do you like Hot Topic? yes
7] Do you enjoy Tim burton movies? yes
8] Are you mean? only if u deserve it
Total Yes: 2 1/2

--Punk--
1] Can you skateboard? no, i come equipped with wheels
2] Do you wear Vans? no
3] Do you do stupid stuff with your friends? yes
4] Have you gotten in trouble with the Cops? no
5] Do you watch the x-games? no
6] Do you have any piercings? no
7] Do you like/wear mohawks? yes
8] Do you wear band t-shirts? no
9] Have you called someone a poser? no
Total Yes: 2

--Prep--
1] Do you say the word "like" alot? no, i don't talk much
2] Do you shop at Hollister/Abercrombie & Fitch? no
3] Do you pop the collar? no, i dont wear clothes
4] Do the people in Hot topic scare you? no
5] Is the only nerd you like Seth Cohen? no
6] Do you watch LAGUNA BEACH? no
7] Do you like pop music? no
8] Do you want/have a little dog? yes
Total Yes: 1

--Hippie--
1] Is your hair long? no, i have no hair
2] Do you own a tye-dye shirt? no, i don't wear clothes
3] Do you like to protest? yes!
4] Do You want to save the animals? yes
5] Do you think war is unneccesary? yes
6] Is love essential in your life? yes
7] Have you smoked pot? no, but i tried oregano once...or twice
8] Do you like classic rock and trippy music? yes
Total Yes: 5

--Gangsta--
1] Do you act ghetto? hells yes
2] Do you wear do-rags? no, i wear a helmet
3] Do you like hip-hop? no
4] Was Tupac truly the greatest rapper in the world? no
5] Do you believe he's alive? no
6] Do you like afros? no
7] Have you ever said "Fo Shizzle"? no, i prefer "pert near"
8] Do you own any Baby Phat or G-Unit? no
Total Yes: 1

--Emo--
1] Do you cry often? no
2] Do you wear hoodies? no, i told you, i don't wear clothes!
3] Do you like soft music? no
4] Do people not understand you? yes
5] Do you write your own songs? no
6] Ever dyed your hair red, black or dark? no
7] Do you cut your own hair? no
8] Are you lonely? no
9] Is Ohio for lovers? yes
Total Yes: 2

--Surfer--
1] Do you surf? no
2] Do you wear flip flops year-round? no
3] Is your hair shaggy? no
4] Do you wake up before 6 every morning? no
5] Do you own any pairs of shorts? no
6] Are you tan? no
7] Do you want to be at the beach right now? no
Total Yes: 0

--Geek--
1] Do you wear glasses? no
2] Do you get good grades? yes
3] Do you use an inhaler? no
4] Do you stick pens and calculators into your shirt pockets? i dont wear shirts!
5] Does your mom pick out your clothes? no
6] Are you on the computer often? no
7] Do you ever get picked on? never
8] Do you look forward to going to school? no
9] Are you shy around the opposite sex? no
Total yes: 1



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